Oh I wanna be an<br />Ancient Egyptian cat<br />A place where everybody believed that<br />Cats were magical creatures and full of good fortune and luck<br /><br />But here I am <br />stuck in the modern days<br />Eating microwave food off of TV trays<br />Oh let me tell you<br />What I wouldn’t give if I could live<br />As an Ancient Egyptian cat<br /><br />Back then they were<br />Honored treasured pets<br />Who lived with <br />Wealthy families<br />Who dressed them up in jewels<br />And fed them<br />Treats fit for royalty <br /><br />But here I am <br />stuck in the modern days<br />Eating microwave food off of TV trays<br />Oh let me tell you<br />What I wouldn’t give if I could live<br />As an Ancient Egyptian cat<br /><br />Now God forbid the day that<br />Any human’s passed away<br />But still you wouldn’t mummify their remains<br /><br />Or shave off your eyebrows<br />And mourn till they grow back <br />No no that is a tradition saved for mourning ancients cats <br /><br />Oh I wanna be an<br />Ancient Egyptian cat<br />A place where everybody believed that<br />Cats were magical creatures and full of good fortune and luck<br />But here I am <br />stuck in the modern days<br />Eating microwave food off of TV trays<br />Oh let me tell you<br />What I wouldn’t gi-ve if I could live<br />As an Ancient Egyptian cat
