Oh poor human<br />You must be starving<br />It is alarming<br />I’ve never seen you eat raw<br />Meat<br />Then again it shouldn’t surprise me<br />Your claws are tiny<br />I’ve never seen you use your feet<br />To catch a bird<br />Or the weakest in a herd <br />But don’t you worry<br />Ill get you a treat<br /><br />Yum yum<br />It’s a bird<br />It’s a yummy yummy bird<br />It’s a yummy dead bird<br />And I caught it for you<br />You you<br />You <br />Whatcha gonna do<br />Please don’t offend me<br />This bird is my gift to you<br /><br /> Oh poor human<br />You must be starving<br />It is alarming<br />I’ve never seen you eat raw<br />Meat<br />Then again - I should have known<br />Cause Your teeth are dull<br />I’ve never seen you use your mouth <br />To catch a snake<br />Or a fish in the lake<br />But don’t worry<br />Ill fix your mistake<br /><br />Yum yum<br />It’s a snake <br />It’s a yummy dead snake<br />It’s a yummy dead snake<br />And I caught it for you<br />You you<br />You <br />Whatcha gonna do<br />Please don’t offend me<br />This snake is my gift to you<br /><br />This squirrel’s my gift to you<br />This possum’s my gift to you…
