Endicott <br />August Darnell <br />Endicott's up by 5 o'clock <br />Endicott's givin' it all he got <br />Endicott's job is six to nine but <br />Endicott's home by nine O five <br />Endicott helps to cook the steak <br />Endicott helps to wash the plates <br />Endicott puts the kids to bed <br />Endicott reads a book to them <br /><br />(Why cant you be like Endicott?) <br /><br />Endicott loves Tribena so <br />Endicott puts her on a pedestal <br />Endicott's wish is her command but <br />Endicott don't make no demands <br />Endicott's always back in time <br />Endicott's not the cheatin' kind <br />Endicott's full of compliment <br />Endicott's such a gentleman <br /><br />(Why cant you be like Endicott?) <br /><br />Cause I'm free <br />Free of any made-to-order liabilities <br />Thank God I'm free <br />Cos it's hard enough for me <br />to take care of me, oh-oh <br /><br />Endicott's carryin' a heavy load but <br />Endicott never really ever moans <br />Endicott's not a wealthy guy but <br />Endicott pays the bills on time <br />Endicott's got ideas and plans <br />Endicott's what you call a real man <br />Endicott always will provide 'cause <br />Endicott is the family type <br /><br />(Why cant you be like Endicott?) <br /><br />Cause I'm free <br />Freer than a pirate on a frigate out at sea <br />Thank God I'm free <br />Driftin' all around just like a tumbleweed, oh-oh <br /><br />Maybe I need someone <br />Someone who isn't undone <br />Maybe an older woman <br />Will tolerate me <br />Maybe that certain someone <br />Older and wiser woman <br />Maybe the perfect someone <br />To satisfy me <br /><br />Endicott keeps his body clean <br />Endicott don't use nicotine <br />Endicott don't drink alcohol <br />Endicott use no drugs at all <br />Endicott don't eat any sweet <br />Endicott don't eat pig feet <br />Endicott's frame is mighty strong <br />Endicott make love hard and long <br /><br />(Why cant you be like Endicott?) <br /><br />Endicott loves Tribena so <br />Endicott walks her to the sto' <br />Endicott likes to hold her hand <br />Endicott's proud to be her man <br />Endicott stands for decency <br />Endicott means formality <br />Endicott's the epitome <br />Endicott stands for quality <br /><br />Endicott <br />Endicott <br />Endicott <br />Endicott <br /><br />Our love will be...
