Three girlfriends venture out to a nightclub for a good time when unbeknownst to them they discover a plethora of chicks. Will they ever find dicks on the dance floor? A parody of the Flight of the Conchords original "Too Many Dicks (on the Dance Floor)." From Episode 5, Season 2 of the acclaimed HBO TV series. <br /><br />Too Many Chicks (On the Dance Floor) Lyrics <br /><br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Too many chicks <br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Too many chicks <br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Too many chicks <br /><br />Going to the party <br />Sippin' on Bacardi <br />Wanna meet a hottie <br />But there's Amber, Eve, and Lottie <br />There's Lily, Brabra, Bonnie <br />They're on leave to be mommies <br />The only schlong I'll see tonight will be made of origami <br /><br />Tell the bitches, make it understood <br />It ain't no good if there ain’t no wood <br />Make sure you know before you go <br />The dance floor hoe-bro ratio <br />Five to one is a fashion show <br />Tell Jen and Zoë it's time to go <br />Wait outside all night to find <br />Twenty girls in the bathroom line <br /><br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Easy to fix <br />Too many chicks on the dance floor <br />Spread out the tits <br /><br />Too many chicks <br />With too many tits <br />Too close to my clit <br />Too hard to meet dicks <br />I need better odds <br />More rods, less broads <br />Enough with the prattle <br />Skedaddle with the tampons <br /><br />Too many girls <br />Too many skirts <br />Too many sisters <br />Not enough misters <br />Too much time spent on too many ‘dos <br />Too many divas, not enough dudes <br /><br />Too many chicks <br />Too many thongs <br />Too many moms <br />Now sing this song
