Hurricane Milton is no match for a Category 5 Florida Man. Meet Lieutenant Dan who refused to leave his boat this week, using the sound logic that if it floods, he’ll float.<br /><br />The internet pretended to be worried about Dan but real ones knew he’d be just fine. But after going viral, even the mayor of Tampa was concerned. <br /><br />After the cold, dark and windy night, Lieutenant Dan weathered the storm. It looked like he could survive anything, until the internet later found out he had a rather disturbing, and enormous, arrest record.
