All year long we've worked <br /><br />Our fingers to the bone <br /><br />Dealing with orders <br /><br />And answering the phone <br /><br /><br /><br />The boss is so delighted <br /><br />Targets met every day <br /><br />He's forked out for this party <br /><br />And a minibus each way <br /><br /><br /><br />The girls are dressed up to the nines <br /><br />In sequins and fake fur <br /><br />Sandra's turned up in her hot pants <br /><br />So the guys all stare at her <br /><br /><br /><br />There's a mad dash for the bar <br /><br />And Liz gets there first <br /><br />Jim the boss has coughed up fifty quid <br /><br />So we can quench our thirst <br /><br /><br /><br />The music's on, it's all request <br /><br />They're playing Agadoo <br /><br />Sharon's shaking for all she's worth <br /><br />Kimberley's up there too <br /><br /><br /><br />The food appears, we all dive in <br /><br />Grabbing all we can get <br /><br />Big Dave's plate is choc a bloc <br /><br />He's waving his baguette <br /><br /><br /><br />Bertha's dress is straining <br /><br />Though she's been on the Atkins Diet <br /><br />If they haven't laid on enough pork pies <br /><br />There's bound to be a riot <br /><br /><br /><br />Jim the boss grabs the DJ's mic <br /><br />"Testing 123 all right <br /><br />Thanks for your hard work. <br /><br />Hope you have a smashing night" <br /><br /><br /><br />The sales girls do the "Time Warp", <br /><br />Joined by Larry and his mate <br /><br />Liz from IT's drunk too much gin <br /><br />and now she can't walk straight <br /><br /><br /><br />They've got the mop and bucket out <br /><br />Cos young Kevin's been sick <br /><br />Forklift Fred has split his pants <br /><br />And the lads are givin him stick <br /><br /><br /><br />The DJ's playing "Last Christmas" <br /><br />Big Dave and Liz are entwined <br /><br />Sandra's canoodling with a handsome hunk <br /><br />She'll miss the bus, but never mind <br /><br /><br /><br />We've all enjoyed our party <br /><br />Drunk loads of wine and beer <br /><br />Wish you a merry Christmas <br /><br />And a happy New Year
