Original release date: October 18, 2015<br /><br />▶ WATCH ALL MY PARODIES - https://goo.gl/UaGkdz<br /><br />Thank you Shawn Mendes for letting me parody your song "Stitches". Well, now I have to go back to the future, bye.<br />-Watch the original video - https://youtu.be/VbfpW0pbvaU<br /><br />If you like parodies and funny popular songs similar to The Key of<br />Awesome (Barely Political), Bart Baker and Weird Al Yankovic, subscribe & follow me here:<br />▶ http://www.facebook.com/chadwildclay<br />▶ http://twitter.com/chadwildclay<br />▶ https://vine.co/chadwildclay<br />▶ https://instagram.com/chadwildclay/<br />▶ http://www.youtube.com/user/chadwildclay<br />▶ http://plus.google.com/+chadwildclay<br /><br /><br />LYRICS<br />I’m shocked at our new verbal war<br />But no one’s ever said words so impure<br />Your words “I’d rather end my life<br />than to eat awful Taco Bell one more time<br /><br />Started weeping so I grab my hover<br />I don’t know what made you lose your mind<br />Do I quit calling you my lover and move on?<br /><br />You want me eating something healthy<br />making food that you can selfie<br />yet I don’t find it’s as delicious<br />when a meal’s nutritious<br />Sitting at Taco Bell<br />Gave a rave review right on Yelp<br />and now that I’m without my misses<br />I’ll go home and fix this<br /><br />Entered the house and called your name<br />saw your lifeless body I was so dismayed<br />An empty bottle prescription drugs<br />Now I’m gonna read what you wrote<br />you left me a suicide note:<br /><br />“Dear Chad you are about to discover<br />life just won’t be the same cuz I took my…”<br />The note quits, now I’m left to wonder<br />why you’re gone<br /><br />I got an idea how to change things<br />make my hoverboard quantum leap<br />install a time travel transmission<br />with nuclear fission<br />Temporal Displacement<br />takes plutonium obtainment<br />Luckily I know a few Libyans<br />with nuclear ambitions<br /><br />Speeding up ahead<br />gonna make the time & space bend<br />Needing to prevent<br />you from winding up dead<br /><br />Now I’m watching, me and you are fighting<br />I’m waiting from the kitchen spying<br />and now the old me makes his exit<br />I’ll go and prevent this<br />Tripping over myself<br />The new me’s begging don’t kill yourself<br />and you say “gonna nap 30 minutes<br />Out of my headache prescription”<br />You were sleeping from the beginning?<br />I am such an idiot<br />at least I broke the space-time continuum<br />I’ll write myself an addendum<br /><br /><br />All music performed, recorded and produced by Chad Wild Clay. No copyrighted material was used. This version is all newly created music, lyrics and video.<br />
