Ladies and gentlemen <br />Children of all ages <br />It's me Jeru the Damaja <br />And I'm here to present to you today <br />The bullshit <br />Yes this is the bullshit the extreme bullshit <br />The absolute bullshit <br />This is the bullshit of bullshit <br />This bullshit is so bullshit I NEVER wanna hear this bullshit <br />on the radio <br />Or in my children's ears cause it's bullshit <br />You know? So as we talk about the bullshit <br />and what bullshit is <br />I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now <br />You know, the bullshit goes like this <br /><br />Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice <br />Make em holler, everything I do is for a dollar <br />Fuck being civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes <br />One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise <br />Trust me, as the stink stuff, fries up <br />I'm cookin up I used to spend the nights in spots run up <br />buck buck but now I'm all growed up and blowed up <br />And believe me, baby paw, I got it all sewed up <br />And the loot is in big bags and all stored up <br />And the niggaz I used to run with is all locked up <br />But, I'll keep bubblin, got em on the corners <br />like court jesters jugglin, avoid the late night mugging <br />Because stick up kids be bugging <br />I paid my dues so I'm on some exotic island <br />Smilin, sun shinin all off my diamonds <br />Sippin on martinis bad hookers in bikinis <br />A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti <br />Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry uzis <br />I got a lot so if it gets too hot <br />Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht <br />Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box <br />Oh no, I think I hear gunshots... <br />*rat-atat-atat-tat* <br /><br />Huh huh ahh, huh, whew! <br />Damn, shit was just a dream, whew <br />Whoa damn <br />That's a scary motherfucking dream, that was bullshit! <br />I'd never say no bullshit like that, whoa! <br />Glad I don't live none of that bullshit <br />That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh
