Welcome to GTFTS — Get the F to Sleep. <br /><br />Tonight’s episode is a word-for-word reading of Manual of Wood Carving, published in 1891. <br /><br />We’ll be covering topics such as tool selection, proper sharpening technique, and the delicate, soul-numbing craft of decorative indenting. <br /><br />There are diagrams in the original. You won’t see them. You won’t need them. <br /><br />What you will get is quiet, precise, and profoundly unnecessary detail — ideal for slipping into unconsciousness. <br /><br />No plot. No profanity. No music. Just pure, deliberate, artisanal boredom. <br /><br />Good night. <br /><br />#GetTheFToSleep #insomniarelief #fallasleepfast
