South Park’s Got a Nut goes full political chaos, torching Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Trump, and Charlie Kirk. Eric Cartman and Mr. Mackey follow wildly different paths — one chasing clout, the other a paycheck — that collide in the surreal circus of Mar-a-Lago.<br /><br />Cartman’s outrage? Clyde Donovan — the class nobody remembers — has gone viral as a Charlie Kirk–style “debate” podcaster, racking up views with outrage-bait hot takes. Furious his schtick was stolen, Cartman launches his own “master-debater” show, bad haircut and all — a parody Kirk himself admitted was spot-on.<br />Meanwhile, Mackey loses his school counselor job and joins ICE under a trigger-happy, Botox-frozen Noem. Raiding Dora the Explorer concerts and even heaven, her mantra is: “If it’s brown, it goes down.” The dark gag riffs on Noem’s real-life scandal over shooting her dog — escalated here to off-screen puppy gunfire in the credits.<br /><br />Both Mackey and Clyde score invites to a Fantasy Island–style Mar-a-Lago, with Trump as Mr. Roarke and Vance as his pint-sized lapdog. After dodging a Homeland Security promotion — and a Trump-Satan threesome — Mackey finds Clyde and admits no “nut” is worth selling your soul. Savage, absurd, and classic South Park.
