Lyrics:<br />Welcome, dear friends, to our jammies delight,<br />A holiday tale that’s a little… not right!<br /><br />’Tis the season once again, so here’s our holiday news,<br />This year we’re honest — no filters, no ruse.<br />The tree leans to the left, and the cat chewed the lights,<br />We shopped all online, but our gifts missed their flights.<br /><br />Our holiday card is a screenshot of Zoom,<br />’Cause the living room looks like a laundry-filled tomb.<br />The kids keep on fighting for cookies and snacks,<br />One licked it already — no way we give it back!<br /><br />We spent half the budget on burgers and fries,<br />And Dad’s still in sweatpants — yep, no surprise.<br />From our messy, imperfect, ridiculous dome,<br />We wish you joy in your holiday home.<br /><br />So from our pajamas to your happy home,<br />Merry Christmas to all… now leave us alone!<br />
