All together now...<br /><br />Amy's doing the new theme for Bond,<br />Has anyone heard of her across the pond?<br />She'd been denied a US Visa,<br />Why on earth are we trying to please her?<br /><br />She got her Visa in the end,<br />So she could sing and drive them round the bend,<br />Luckily for them it came too late to get there,<br />So she did a satellite broadcast from her beehive hair.<br /><br />Please shut your trap, your music's a bore<br />You sing like a strangled cat trapped in a door<br />Somehow her songs helped her win a Grammy,<br />I'd rather hear her do a cover of "Mammy"!<br /><br />No wonder her music's so bloody drab,<br />She keeps whinging about having to go back to Rehab<br />I'd eradicate her from my mind if I could,<br />This woman with the accurate song title, "You Know I'm No Good".<br /><br />She looks like the type, her arms she maims<br />But her album got plenty of critical acclaim,<br />Reports say she's on Methodone,<br />She needs to be put into a home<br /><br />etc
