All together now...<br /><br />World Snooker Final - there goes the streaker,<br />Bringing a climax to the two-weeker,<br />Was that a long pink? Don't aim for the brown,<br />Dennis Taylor, the grump, he started to frown<br /><br />He cursed that man, known for his craze,<br />This time interrupting the boys on the baize,<br />Concentration broken, their heads might spin,<br />Ronnie or Ali - who would win?<br /><br />Celebrity streakers include Big Yin, Billy,<br />Dancing around London Piccadilly<br />For Red Nose Day, a time to be silly,<br />And show-ing off his grey-hair-topped willy,<br /><br />Naked through Coventry, rode Lady Godiva,<br />on horseback - phew, I'd buy that for a fiver!<br />At a Twickenham rugby match we saw Erica Rowe,<br />Showed off her 40" chest - talk about "swing low!"<br /><br />Back to the snooker, O'Sullivan was miles ahead,<br />Cos he'd had an extra day in bed,<br />While Carter worked hard, not feeling merry<br />He'd slogged away, beating Joe Perry.<br /><br />etc
