Vernal Equinox <br /><br />We raise styrofoam cups to you <br />with luke warm Kool-Aid; <br />My adjacent neighbor <br />(who may or may not <br />have come from a place <br />where conjugal relations with <br />domestic animals is both <br />accepted and encouraged) <br />demonstrates to the non <br />goatfucking world of the <br />power and splendor of his <br />new power washer with <br />all of turbo charged <br />mechanical inconvenience <br />as he washes the outside at <br />the very same spot for <br />over an hour's time; <br /><br />Vernal equinox, oh vernal equinox, <br />the goatfuckers have punished me <br />by building a wood fence that <br />runs concurrent to the mesh <br />fence that was already there <br />with a loud and clear <br />message that I am now <br />persona non grata in <br />goatfucker society after <br />having called the cops on <br />their power washer orgy; <br />The old poet was right- <br />I prefer fences as neighbors <br />for now on this Vernal Equinox <br />I can pee in the privacy <br />of my own backyard; <br />As this is how I celebrate <br />My Vernal Equinox.
