Please allow me to introduce myself <br />I'm a man of wealth and taste <br />I've been around for a long long year <br />Stole many a man's soul, and faith <br />I was around when Jesus Christ <br />had his moment of doubt and pain <br />And I made damn sure that Pilate <br />washed his hands, and sealed his fate <br />Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name <br />But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game <br />I stuck around St. Petersburg, <br />when I saw it was time for a change <br />I killed the Czar and his ministers <br />Anastasia screamed in vain <br />I rode a tank, held a General's rank <br />When the Blitzkreig raged, <br />and the bodies stank <br />Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name <br />But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game <br />I watched with glee while your kings and queens <br />fought for ten decades, for the God they made <br />Shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" <br />When after all... it was you and me <br />Let me please introduce myself <br />I'm a man of wealth and taste <br />And I lay traps for troubadours <br />Who get killed before they reach Bombay <br />Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name <br />But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game <br />Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name <br />But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game <br />Just as every cop is a criminal <br />and all the sinners saints <br />As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer <br />'Cause I'm in need of some restraint! <br />So if you meet me, have some courtesy <br />Have some sympathy, and some taste <br />Use all your well-learned politics <br />Or I'll lay your soul to waste!
