Weird Al Spoofs The Color Changing Lizard <br /> <br />White and Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovic <br /> <br />They see me mowin’ <br />My front lawn <br />I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy? <br />Look at me, I’m white and nerdy <br />I wanna roll with <br />The gangstas <br />But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />I’m just too white and nerdy. <br />Really really white and nerdy. <br /> <br />First in my class here at MIT <br />Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D <br />MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC <br />Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea <br />My rims never spin, to the contrary <br />You’ll find that they’re quite stationary <br />All of my action figures are cherry <br />Steven Hawking’s in my library <br />My MySpace page is all totally pimped out <br />Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces <br />Yo, I know pi to a thousand places <br />Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces <br />I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise <br />I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days <br />Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed <br />My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze <br />There’s no killer app I haven’t run <br />At Pascal, well I’m number one <br />Do vector calculus just for fun <br />I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun <br />Happy Days is my favorite theme song <br />I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong <br />I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on <br />I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon <br /> <br />They see me roll on <br />My Segway <br />I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy <br />Look at me, I’m white and nerdy <br />I’d like to roll with <br />The gangstas <br />Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />I’m just too white and nerdy <br />How’d I get so white and nerdy <br /> <br />I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ <br />X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em <br />The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em <br />My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored <br />Shopping online for deals on some writable media <br />I edit Wikipedia <br />I memorized Holy Grail really well <br />I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL <br />I got a business doing websites <br />When my friends need some code, who do they call? <br />I do HTML for ‘em all <br />Even made a homepage for my dog <br />Yo, I got myself a fanny pack <br />They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap <br />Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap <br />Pop, pop, hope no one sees me <br />Gettin’ freaky <br />I’m nerdy in the extreme <br />And whiter than sour cream <br />I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team <br />Only question I <br />Ever thought was hard <br />Was do I like Kirk <br />Or do I like Picard <br />Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair <br />Got my name on my underwear <br /> <br />They see me strollin’ <br />They laughin’ <br />And rollin’ their eyes ’cause I’m so white and nerdy <br />Just because I’m white and nerdy <br />Just because I’m white and nerdy <br />All because I’m white and nerdy <br />Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy <br />I wanna bowl with <br />The gangstas <br />But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Think I’m just too white and nerdy <br />I’m just too white and nerdy <br />Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
