<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers</a> <br />English version: <br />I'm sitting in my bunker <br />Berlin 1945. The world is burning, Germany is lying in ashes and Japan isnt doing well anymore either. But one person isnt giving up. <br /> <br />There's still light in the Führerbunker... <br /> <br />I'm sitting in my bunker in the middle of berlin <br />I've got prussic acid caps and enough gasoline <br />The Air Force is gone, the marine, the army <br />WW II is no fun anymore <br />Capitulation - nope, I think nothing of that <br />I've got 3 meters of reinforced concrete above me <br />Capitulation, nope <br /> <br />Adolf, you old nazi sow <br />capitulate after all" <br />And you think I'm going to capitulate? <br />I never capitulate! <br />No, I capitulate not! <br /> <br />I'm in state of war with 53 countries <br />and the bombs not on England but on Germany <br />these aliied bomber formations are nerving <br />because there throwing not bombs but bomb carpets <br />Nobody listens to me, everybody does what they want <br />and behind everything is this Churchill guy <br />that hurts, that hurts, I'm standing alone <br />with Blondi and a bottle of Chantré <br /> <br />"Adolf, you old nazi sow <br />capitulate after all" <br />No, I capitulate not! <br />I never capitulate! <br /> <br />No fucking way at all that Churchill <br />should laugh up his sleeves in the end! <br />No, this Churchill guy! I capitulate not! I never capitulate! <br />Well, I never! There, there, Blondi. Yes, we won't capitulate! <br />No, fear not, we still might even win the war! <br />Think so. I'm still quite confident. <br />Actually. <br /><a href="http://www.kleines-arschloch.de/">http://www.kleines-arschloch.de/</a>
