Rebecca Black will perform live in concert, on tour, at a mall/whatever near you. It's true. Here's my idea of the concert commercial:<br /><br />THIS SUNDAY AT A SOON-TO-BE-ABANDONED CASINO IN A MODERATELY UNSAFE PART OF TOWN, SEE INTERNET SENSATION REBECCA BLACK LIP-SYNCHING TO HER VIRAL VIDEO HIT, "FRIDAY"<br /><br />IT'LL BE FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN<br /><br />THAT'S THIS SUNDAY, WHICH IS TWO DAYS AFTER FRIDAY, AND SATURDAY COMES AFTER THAT...<br /><br />YOU'LL BE KICKIN THE FRONT SEAT, SITTIN IN THE BACK SEAT...<br /><br />WHICH SEAT WILL YOU SIT IN? BETTER MAKE YOUR MIND UP<br /><br />TICKETS FOR REBECCA BLACK WITH SPECIAL GUEST WILLIAM HUNG ARE PROBABLY BLOWING AROUND IN THE STREET...SO GO GRAB SOME!<br /><br />SEE REBECCA BLACK BEFORE SHE'S FOUND IN A GUTTER WITH A GUN IN HER MOUTH.<br /><br />THIS IS STRICTLY A 12-AND UNDER SHOW / PERFORMANCES EVERY 15 MINUTES / WHIPPETS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN THE BATHROOM<br /><br />http://www.timburtmedia.com
