<a href="http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com">http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com</a> <br /> <br />no song at the very beginning (5-6 seconds) <br /> <br />[Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)] <br /> <br />All right! <br />Stop whatcha doin' <br />'cause I'm about to ruin <br />the image and the style that ya used to. <br />I look funny, <br />but yo I'm makin' money, see <br />so yo world I hope you're ready for me. <br />Now gather round <br />I'm the new fool in town <br />and my sound's laid down by the Underground. <br />I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf <br />so just let me introduce myself <br />My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. <br />Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. <br />And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee. <br />I'm steppin' tall, y'all, <br />and just like Humpty Dumpty <br />you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. <br />I like to rhyme, <br />I like my beats funky, <br />I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. <br />I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack <br />but sometimes I get ridiculous <br />I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice <br />hey yo fat girl, c'mere-are ya ticklish? <br />Yeah, I called ya fat. <br />Look at me, I'm skinny <br />It never stopped me from gettin' busy <br />I'm a freak <br />I like the girls with the boom <br />I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom <br />I'm crazy. <br />Allow me to amaze thee. <br />They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. <br />I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants <br />and I even got my own dance <br /> <br />[Chorus:] <br />The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump <br />Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump <br />Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump <br />Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump <br />Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump <br /> <br />[Verse Two:] <br /> <br />People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'" <br />that's all right 'cause I get things cookin' <br />Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me <br />but ya can't get near me <br />I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B, <br />all the girls they adore me <br />Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere <br />'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear. <br />My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed <br />Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid <br />I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge, <br />both how I'm livin' and my nose is large <br />I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid, <br />I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid <br />I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it, <br />I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits <br />Also told ya that I like to bite <br />Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write. <br />All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance <br />and now I'm gonna do my dance. <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br /> <br />[Breakdown:] <br /> <br />Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all <br />Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here <br />Oh, yeah! <br />Now that I told ya a little bit about myself <br />let me tell ya a little bit about this dance <br />It's real easy to do--check it out <br /> <br />[Verse Three:] <br /> <br />First I limp to the side like my leg was broken <br />Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' <br />Crazy wack funky <br />People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty <br />That's all right 'cause my body's in motion <br />It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion <br />Anyone can play this game <br />This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name <br />No two people will do it the same <br />Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain <br />Humpin', funkin', jumpin', <br />jig around, shakin' ya rump, <br />and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump <br />tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump. <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br /> <br />Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump <br />White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump <br />Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump <br />Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump <br /> <br />Let's get stoopid! <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br /> <br />Oh, yeah, come on and break it down <br /> <br />[Outro:] <br /> <br />Once again, the Underground is in the house <br />I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world, <br />keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, <br />and to the ladies, <br />peace and humptiness forever <br /> <br />[Music and fade]
