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Digital Underground No Nose Job

2006-10-21 19 Dailymotion

<a href="http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com">http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com</a> <br /> <br /> <br />[Dr Cook] <br />Ruth, send in the next patient <br /> <br />[Chorus x4] <br />Dodio-doe, there'll be no nose job <br />Said dodio-doe, no nose job (smarter than that) <br /> <br />[Baby D/Humpty-Hump] <br />People say, yo Humpty now that your records is sellin <br />Ain't it about time for you to be bailin out <br />Of the race and community you come from <br />Yo, your face has gotta change, Hump! <br />Ice Cube says you're making more than Donald Trump <br />So yo, go on and get your nose fixed, Hump <br /> <br />[Dr:] Sit down <br />[HH:] Wait a minute, uh-uh <br />[Dr:] Get in the chair <br /> <br />[Humpty-Hump] <br />Listen, now the black girl wants to get her lip tucked <br />She says Doc, I want my slim hips so I'm a slim figure <br />The white girl says my hips are not big enough <br />And yo, Doc, inject the collagen and make my lips bigger <br />All of these so-called celebrities <br />Sellin millions of records and claimin no responsibilities <br />A young girl sees you on a TV show <br />She's only six, says "Mama, I don't like my nose!" <br />Why'd you have to go and mess up the child's head <br />So you can get another gold waterbed?! <br />You fakehaircontactwearinliposuction carnival exhibit <br />Listen to my rhyme, you need to hear it <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br /> <br />[Humpty-Hump] <br />Uh, and you don't stop, check it <br />I smell the message from the TV <br />Does my Humpty nose deceive me? <br />Smells like the blacker the wacker <br />Polly wants to be a cracker, if you let her <br />But see for me, the bigger the nose the better <br />They say the lighter the righter <br />Oh yeah?! Well, that's tough <br />Sometimes I feel I'm not black enough <br />I'm high yellow, my nose is brown to perfection <br />And if I was to change it'd be further in that direction <br />So catch me on the beach, I'll be gettin a tan <br />Make sure there's no mistake that <br />Humpty-Hump is from the motherland <br />Layin in the sun, string bikini <br />Between the buns of two cuties <br />Still mackin, there'll be no nose job <br /> <br />[Chorus] <br /> <br />[Baby D] <br />Come on, Humpty, let's get out of here <br /> <br />[Dr:] Hi, Humpty. My name is Dr Cook, I'll be handlin your surgery today <br />[HH:] Uh, surgery?! Ain't no surgery, said I don't want none ­ <br />[Dr:] Yeah, but you're gonna be a big star <br />[HH:] Star? Look I'm already a star ­ <br />[Dr:] A huge star, kid <br />[HH:] Y'all don't understand, man ­ <br />[Dr:] Big, really big! <br />[HH:] So what, I don't wanna ­ <br />[Dr:] Yeah, get his legs <br />[HH:] Put me down, put me down! <br />[Dr:] Come on, Humpty, don't worry about a thing, don't worry about it <br />[HH:] No, no! <br />[Dr:] Calm down, you're going to be fine.. <br />[HH:] Hey! <br />[Dr:] Come on, sedative (sedative)..scalpel (scalpel) <br />[HH:] Sedative! Scalpel! <br />[Dr:] Knife (knife), Gauze pad (gauze), and gimme a little tape (tape) <br />[Dr:] Okay, he'll be alright..don't worry about it <br />[HH:] [gibberish] <br />[Nr:] You're falling asleep, Mr Humpty..

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