<a href="http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com">http://oublierleracisme.skyblog.com</a> <br /> <br />Digital Underground <br />The Return Of The Crazy One <br /> <br /> <br />(Okay, buddy, start playing!) <br /> <br />One, two <br />Buckle my shoe <br />Scooby-Doo <br />Humpty what you gonna do? <br /> <br />Lick lick, let me lick <br />Smell, let me smell the flavor <br />And taste the behavior <br />The way you <br />Been kicking it while the Humpster was lamping <br />Fishing and camping <br />Out renting boats in the Hamptons <br />Eating good, working out, and giving charity <br />Working on my vocal cord clarity <br />Hell, no, I can't front, I been at the crib G-ing <br />Slapping poontang trying to be the mack pappy <br />40-dog and pina colada peeing <br />Making my rounds to keep the Humpty girls happy <br />If you missed me I was laying in the cut <br />Wrecking big butts <br />And scratching my knees <br />Cuz my homegirl's cat got fleas <br />That's how it goes <br />The beat flow-flows <br />Yo peep the new color of my nose <br />Representing how we been living <br />That's how it is <br />I'm not the biz <br />But if I was to pick a booger <br />It'd be a big fat gooey gold plated loogie <br />But I was born a yankee so I use my hanky <br />The way I wear my clothes freaks the hos cuz I'm lanky <br />Speaking of hankies, I like hanky-panky <br />Especially when the hanky-panky's stanky <br />Of course ain't gonna be too much stanking <br />Cuz then my duty would be to give the booty a spanking <br />I like biscuits and grits on the sausage <br />And so you know it's me, I wrote some nonsense <br />Hova glova nivlan blizman glaze niull <br /> <br />The return of the crazy one (you think I ain't?) <br /> <br />Psycho alpha, that means the crazy one <br />Gold nose lazy one <br />Skill to kill <br />I never worked I never will <br />I'm the original high yellow rich rigger bum <br />Hookers getting mad cuz they can't make me come <br />Around their way <br />Addicted to the way that I play <br />I like to chew bubblegum <br />Make them laugh when I'm loving them <br />I blew a bubble and some Bubble-Yum <br />Got caught up in the booty <br />I thought it was the end of her <br />Gabriella needed an enema <br />So I put away the broom <br />And we broke out the vacuum <br />Sort of like spring cleaning <br />Humpty Hump's leaning <br />Into the groove from the fat beat <br />The pimp slap beat <br />The yo my head is nodding cuz I'm hooked like crack beat <br />Hiva-humping <br />Rip-riva-rumping <br />Biva-biva-butt-pumping <br />Rump-riva-rump-pumping <br />And it just ain't releasing me <br />The beat's obesity <br />So fat that it makes me shout <br />Ah ha this beat's got gout <br />Not from the worms, from the pork <br />That you eat with a fork <br />But it weighs about a ton when it plays <br />Back to the honeys <br />The play-booty-bunnies <br />You know what's real funny to me <br />When they get up for the downstroke <br />The look on their face when they almost choke <br />On the lean butter bean brown hamhock <br />I got the joke in the chamber and the gun's cocked <br />It's time to pull out my funny bone and get ready for the fun <br /> <br />The return of the crazy one <br /> <br />Five, six <br />Humpty's sick <br />Seven, eight <br />Just too late <br />To get the man the help that he needs <br /> <br />Yo, how about some butter beans?
