I called this number three times already today<br />But I, I got scared, I put<br />It back in place, I put my phone back in place.<br />I still don't know if I<br />should have called up.<br />Look, just tell me why don't ya if I'm out of place.<br />'Cause here's your chance to make me feel awkward<br />And wish that I had<br />never even called up this place.<br />I saw you though today walk by with hippie Johnny.<br />I had to call up and say how I want to take his place.<br />So this phone call today conerns hippie Johnny.<br />He's always stoned, he's never straight.<br />I saw you today, you know, walk by with hippie Johnny.<br />Look, I had to call up and say, I want to take his place.<br />See he's stoned, hippie Johnny.<br />Now get this, I'm straight and I want to take his place.<br />Now look, I like him too, I like hippie Johnny.<br />But I'm straight<br />and I want to take his place.<br />I said, I'm straight<br />I said, I'm straight<br />I'm proud to say<br />Well I'm straight and I want to take his place.<br /><br />Now I've watched you walk around here.<br />I've watched you meet these<br />boyfriends, I know, and you tell me how they're deep.<br />Look but, if these guys, if they're really so great,<br />tell me, why can't they at least take this place<br />and take it straight? Why always stoned,<br />like hippie Johnny is?<br />I'm straight and I want to take his place.<br />Oh I'm certainly not stoned, like hippie Johnny is.<br />I'm straight and I want to take his place.<br />I said, I'm straight<br />I said, I'm straight<br />I'm<br />I'm straight and I want to take his place<br />All right you Modern Lovers what do you say?<br />(I'm straight!)<br />Tell the world now<br />(I'm straight!)<br />I said<br />(I'm straight!)<br />Yeah I'm straight and I want to take his place.
