You're probably wondering which words won't be among the 3,091,425 contained in my star-studded celebrity autobiography. Here are some of the words that are not.<br /><br />It's my own celebrity autobiography called I LIGHT UP MY LIFE: THE MARK SAM CELEBRITY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. Each of its 789 pages are full of poignant genius, and I only hope one day to secure a publisher and share it with the waiting world.<br /><br />You may wonder at the possible prematurity of such a tome, penned as it has been in the last moments before the actual ascent of my career. But I wasn't sure there'd be time later, when I'm actually famous!<br /><br />Visit http://www.ilightupmylife.com<br /><br />Video by Tim Kava
