Diefenbaker is found in the living room balancing a double cheeseburger on his face while in the begging position.<br /><br />Went to Mickey D's<br />For burger with some cheese<br />Now standing in one place<br />Burger on my face<br /><br />Baker Burgerface x 4<br /><br />I must concentrate<br />Will be worth the wait<br />I'm a totem pole<br />King of self-control<br /><br />Baker Burgerface x 4<br /><br />It is almost time<br />Burger will be mine<br />I want to be your friend<br />Please watch me again<br /><br />Baker Burgerface x 8
