Par TheGreyFoo<br />Stupid hair, a stupid dream, everything I needed to make a stupid movie.<br /><br />Back in early December (2011), I had a most peculiar dream, which I have tried my best to replicate here in all its random silliness. It was originally slated for a Christmas release, but my general tardiness was compounded by a broken hand, sorry it's been a while!<br /><br />The song will be available for download sometime in the near future, on the new album (say when I've got 5 together). If you're interested in my other songs, you can find an entire album, Spacebar Clown, available at http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/greyfoo<br /><br />I suppose this song might be commentary about in-game character hairstyle choices and the apparent intentions and intelligence of their players, but really, it's just silly fun straight out of my silly head.<br /><br />* * * *<br /><br />It is the time of Winter Veil, and all across Azeroth,<br />the meek, the innocent and the young at heart<br />converge upon the halls of ironforge,<br />to visit Greatfather Winter, their Santa,<br />to hear his cheerful festive tales...<br /><br />* * * *<br /><br />STUPID HAIR<br /><br />See this guy roll into town<br />in immaculate gear,<br />his spec's impeccable,<br />yeah yeah, he's a legend<br />among his peers.<br /><br />Can't put my finger on it,<br />why I feel so put out<br />'til he takes his helmet off...<br /><br />CHORUS<br />Must be that stupid hair,<br />look at that stupid hair.<br />Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.<br /><br />Have you heard, the latest in style is transmogrified.<br />Your clothes are sharp, Baby but something's<br />crawled on your head and died.<br /><br />Can't put my finger on it,<br />why I wanna look, just like you...<br /><br />CHORUS<br /><br />You gotta get with it sisters,<br />tease it, tie it, style it dry it.<br />You gotta get with it brothers,<br />gel it, comb it, sexify it...<br /><br />CHORUS<br />Must be that stupid hair,<br />look at that stupid hair.<br />Stupid hair, you better believe it.<br />Stupid hair, I wanna get with it.<br />Stupid hair's just a barbershop visit away.<br />.
