Alex, tried to give me a slap,<br />So I pulled my fist back, gave him a smack,<br />I climb four hundred mountains,<br />Get my thrills from golden fountains,<br />A spoon, broom and tune,<br />Keep me busy in my bedroom,<br />I like the way it makes me feel,<br />When someone wins, deal or no deal,<br /><br />I spend all my time, just thinking how to rhyme,<br />Ah, this is gunna take up a line,<br />I can’t think what else to write,<br />Maybe, I’m not to so bright,<br />My agent writes all my lines<br />You can see he is pretty crap,<br />See that doesn’t even rhyme,<br /><br />I spend my life on cityville,<br />Its such a thrill, this stuff makes me ill,<br />I shoot to kill, your Mum to fill,<br />I wish Chelsea lost ten nil,<br />Ah man, here comes the old bill,<br />Which ones Phil, which ones Lil?<br />Ha, look he’s tiddly still,<br />I would like to take a pill,
