Dead Kennedys: " Goons of Hazzard " <br /> <br />Happy hour belongs to America's best-loved thugs <br />Here comes the 4-wheel prosthetic penises <br />Got yer gun racks, tractor tires and lynch mob drivers <br />We couldn't find a chick to sit in the middle <br />So we drink ourselves sick <br />Lean out the windows and pinch ass instead <br /> <br />We are the Goons of Hazzard <br />Glorified on your TV <br />We run down bikes and hitch hikers <br />And we know we'll get off scot-free <br /> <br />We're the vigilante heroes of your tough-guy flicks <br />Bashing punks & bums and fags <br />With our baseball bats <br />No deer to blow away in the woods today <br />So we go to Oroville and shoot a black kid down <br />Or waste demonstrators in Greensboro instead <br /> <br />We are the Goons of Hazzard <br />Glorified on your TV <br />We leave you in a pool of blood <br />Cos we know we'll get off scot-free <br /> <br />Let's get him… <br /> <br />C'mere <br />C'mere <br />Say something to me? <br /> <br />We've got him cornered <br />We've got him cornered <br />Is anybody looking? <br />Does anybody even care? <br />No! <br /> <br />Local papers paint us up to be big heroes <br />City fathers & Chamber of Commerce want us deputized <br />The stoner gestapo keepin' your town clean <br />Get a shave, kid <br />We'll pay you as a strike-breaker <br />Maybe you'll make Tac Squad for the L.A.P.D. <br /> <br />We are the Goons of Hazzard <br />Glorified on your TV <br />We leave you in a pool of blood <br />And we always get off scot-free
