Good evening. <br />Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong. <br />We have taken control as to bring you this special show. <br />We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving. <br /><br />Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, <br />Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. <br />Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, <br />Dealers of funky music. <br />P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. <br /><br />Coming to you directly from the Mothership <br />Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk-power. <br />So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums. <br />And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. <br />My motto is: <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. (wants to get funked up) <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk (yeah) <br />I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br /><br />WEFUNK, y'all. <br />Now this is what I want you all to do: <br />If you got faults, defects or shortcomings, <br />You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines, <br />Whatever part of your body it is, <br />I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through. <br />Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? <br />The desired effect is what you get <br />When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship. <br />Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and and habit forming. <br />Doin' it to you in 3-D, <br />So groovy that I dig me. <br />Once upon a time called Now! <br />Somebody say, "Is there funk after death?" <br />I say, "Is Seven Up?" <br />Yeah, P.Funk! <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut funk!) <br />I want my funk uncut (P.Funk!) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk (uncut) <br />I wants to get funked up. <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut. (make mine the P) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk (make mine) <br />I want my funk uncut (the P) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk (hah!) <br />I wants to get funked up. (WEFUNK, y'all) <br />I want the bomb, (home of the bomb) <br />I want the P.Funk <br />I want my funk stepped on (Don't step on my funk) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />Before I take it home <br /><br />Yeah, I dig! <br />Let me put my sunglasses on. <br />That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses. <br />So you can feel cool. <br />Gangster lean. <br />Y'all should dig my sun-rooftop. <br />Well, allright. Hey I was diggin' on y'alls funk for awhile. <br />Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me. <br />Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients <br />Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie. <br />It was cool, <br />But can you imagine Doobiein' your funk? Ho! <br />WEFUNK, we funk. <br />Make my funk the P.Funk (ho!) <br />I want my funk uncut (oh, make mine) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk (yeah) <br />I wants to get funked up. <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk (P.Funk, y'all) <br />Don't want my funk stepped on <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />(Home of the extraterrestrial brothers) <br />Before I take it home. <br /><br />Gettin' deep. <br />Once upon a time called Right Now <br />Ain't it funky now <br />Far 'round <br />Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut (make mine the P) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. (I want the bomb) <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk <br />Don't want my funk stepped on <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />Before I take it home <br />Yeah <br /><br />We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk <br />Don't want my funk stepped on (oh, make mine) <br />Make my funk the P.Funk (I wants to get funked up) <br />Before I take it home <br /><br />Don't stop, get down <br />Talk! <br />Blow your horn <br />Peee-youuu! <br />Wants to get funked up <br />Well, allright! <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br />I want the bomb, (P.Funk) <br />I want the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut. <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br /><br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />I wants to get funked up. <br />I want the bomb, <br />I want the P.Funk <br />I want my funk uncut. <br />Make my funk the P.Funk <br />Before I take it home <br /><br />Welcome to station WEFUNK, better known as We-Funk, <br />Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection. <br />Home of the extraterrestrial brothers, <br />Dealers of funky music. <br />P.Funk, uncut funk, The Bomb. <br /><br />Lollipop Man here, alias the Long-Haired Sucker. <br />Chocolate coated, freaky and habit-forming <br />Coming to you in 3-D <br />So groovy that I dig me <br />Yeah! <br />Yeah! P.Funk!