A similar Proof of Nerd exists. It involves tying a heavy stone to the accused nerd and dropping him or her into a rushing river. Then observing if the accused nerd floats.<br /><br />Music created with: www.http://soundation.com<br /><br />Sound FX from: http://www.freesound.org<br /><br />writing on chalkboard.wav by klankbeeld<br /><br />"Testing for nerd involves tying up alleged nerd and throwing into a river and observing if the nerd floats or not.<br /><br />Professor Rubbish:<br /><br />Ah, good of you to stop by. There has been much debate about the credentials involved in being a geek. Much debate about the credentials involved in being a geek. Much debate indeed!<br /><br />I, however, have sought to end this debate. First we must define what a geek is.<br /><br />Excuse me. Intern!<br /><br />Geek: a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.<br /><br />Hmm...won't you excuse me once again? New intern.<br /><br />We will forego traditional interpretations. I have come up with a simple equation to determine if one is a geek or not.<br /><br />The Proof of Geek<br /><br />Now, as you can see, the best way to implement this is through blood testing.<br /><br />A standard sample of blood is collected then exposed to a heated wire, copper would be suitable. One would observe the reaction of the blood to the heated wire and depending on the reaction, one can determine the Proof of Geek<br /><br />The procedure would be conducted by an unbiased proctor, in fact, I have such the person in mind.<br /><br />Although we may have to thaw him out..."
