Watch the rage unfold in 1080p on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUhnzxewT7g<br /><br />Lyrics below. Got this idea a year or two ago after finishing the safe boating course. I actually am a 'safe boater,' and do love jetskiing. This isn't really a<br /><br />comical parody so much as a satirical spinoff applying the principles of road rage to the water, but people who live on the water and rednecks might like it. <br /><br />Available in HD, but some clips and pictures are at a lower resolution. <br /><br />Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/MacaroniMan<br />Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/MacaroniMan17 (I don't post on these too often)<br /><br />Lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/theoffspring111.shtml<br />Hey man you know my ship's in seashape<br />The flare in my hand will tell you the same<br />But when I'm in my boat don't give me no CRAB<br />Cause the slightest mistake and I'll put a crack<br />In your hulllllll!!!<br /><br />When I go boating I never give way<br />If you cut me off, you'll be swimming with the rays<br />Open the throttle, PFDs aside<br />When I ride, all the dolphins go hide<br /><br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />Leave behind a big wake Yeah! Yeah!<br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />Dominate the waterway Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh! WHOAOHUOAH!!<br /><br />They say this river's got danger buoys<br />If you don't change course, you'll be calling a MAYDAY<br />It's red right return, don't drive on my stern<br />Or you'll watch your old boat burn<br /><br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />I throw plastic in the bay Yeah! Yeah!<br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />Put pontoons in their place Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhhh!<br /><br />Jetskiers are rude<br />So loud and crude<br />Disturbing the peace<br />Jump my wake<br />See the big Yachts<br />At mansion docks<br />You stupid crabbers<br />Goddamn duck hunters!<br /><br />Hate em aaaaaallll.<br />I open the flarebox, reach inside<br />Gonna blow this dude outta the brine<br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />It's the Coast Guard, oh hey! Yeah! Yeah!<br />Cause I gotta bad habit<br />They took my license away Yeah! Yeah! Yeaheeah ooooohhh!<br /><br />Contains some visuals from NBC Universal, Columbia Pictures, Discovery Channel, TLC, Spike, SciFi, and others that I don't know since they came from other YouTubers's<br /><br />videos. Instrumental combined from a tabs website and some various covers from YouTube.
