Watch on YouTube for an avi hd version and to get the links to the other cat videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBOxZvDcvA<br /><br />Lyrics below. Third installment of the Bad Cat parody trilogy (the other two and the two additional videos featuring Smokey linked to at the end). Most of the clips<br /><br />are simply taken from my "Ain't no Rest for the Kitty." I won't deny that this video's out of sync with the lyrics and music; I also had recorded a version in the<br /><br />style of Elvis' cover of this classic Christmas song (which I sang better in), but unfortunately chose to use this ear-raping one instead since it was shorter (less<br /><br />work) and didn't have non-removable background vocals saying "Santa Claus". <br />First time using Sony Vegas Pro 12, so if the effects + transitions seem scattered (well, they always are in my videos), it's because this was more or less an<br /><br />experimental video too figure out how the modules worked and what I can do. Also even though the video was filmed and saved in HD, I'm not sure if it rendered very<br /><br />well. <br />Recording: http://tindeck.com/listen/mvxk (Elvis version, 16bit audio)<br /><br />Lyrics: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/christmas21.shtml<br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Right down everyone's face<br />Rippin' and Scratchin'<br />Pokin' and Gashin'<br />Til the skin peels away<br />Kitty's meowing<br />Kiddies "ow"-ing<br />All are running in fright<br />So grab a Band-Aid<br />And say goodbye<br />Cause Smokey's going outside tonight<br /><br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Right down everyone's leg<br />Looks really mad, man<br />Pretty annoyed, and<br />Poor children are not safe<br />Hear those veins, they<br />Squirt gush spray<br />Oh, what a bloodiful sight<br />He's under your bed<br />Protect your head<br />Cause Smokey just came back inside<br /><br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Right down everyone's brain<br />He gets really mean<br />Around Halloween<br />It's Kitty's time to reign<br />He unhinges monster claws<br />Can only hope he won't bite<br />So get your shield<br />And maybe some gloves<br />Cause Smokey wants you to fight<br /><br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Here come Smokey's Claws<br />Right down your artery<br />Tearin' and grabbin'<br />Stichin' and stabbin'<br />Til you see vertebrae<br />Skin cells dying<br />Children crying<br />We have nowhere to hide<br />So lock the doors<br />And scan the floors<br />Can Smokey be de-clawed sometime?
