The Mayan calendar predicted December 21, 2012 as the end of the world, but the Psychic Mayan Rapper predicts every major event this year in this recently found, ancient footage. Ordinary year-end "wrap ups" or "rap ups" take note--the Notorious PMR has scooped you by thousands of years!<br /><br />Get your Smooth-E merch! http://www.SmoothE.tv<br />Don't forget to Subscribe! http://www.youtube.com/user/suburbanhomeboy<br />Follow Me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/ericschwartz<br />Like me on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/ericschwartz<br />Leave me a message! (323) 379- ERIC (3742)<br />Instagram me! @eeericschwartz<br /><br />Written, produced, performed and edited by Eric Schwartz: http://www.youtube.com/suburbanhomeboy<br />Shot and Directed by Eric Lombart : http://www.youtube.com/familysandwich<br />Makeup by Desiree V. Castro: http://www.youtube.com/dezproductionz<br />Hawk Costume by Mikiko Nagao, MKO Costumes: http://www.mkocostumes.com<br /><br />LYRICS:<br />You may have heard that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on December 21, 2012. Well, that's not all we predicted, motherf**ker!<br /><br />[INTRO]<br />I'm the psychic Mayan rapper and for what it's worth<br />I will foretell about 2012, the last year on Earth<br /><br />There's a lot of things about our culture that you do not know<br />Like, we rap, in English and shoot videos<br /><br />I'm making these predictions in three hundred B.C.<br />When nobody but me knows what B.C. means<br /><br />Just your average Toltec psychic from Chichen Itza<br />Rhyming 'bout the future over hardcore beats-uh<br /><br />[CHORUS]<br />He's the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gon do?<br />Everything he forsees always comes true<br />His predictions are specific, yeah he always comes through<br />So listen what he says about the twenty one-two<br /><br />[VERSE 1]<br />The year will start with the birth of a child<br />Blue Ivy name protected, copyright filed<br /><br />Five British boys, girls lose their wits<br />They'll all go one direction, but which way it is?<br /><br />A naked man will paint himself and tears will fall<br />His ex girlfriend magically appears from a wall<br /><br />A woman famous just for having sex<br />Will trade a white dress for a Kanye West<br /><br />Sweet, sweet Swift too many hits to count them<br />Each boyfriend has a song about them<br /><br />Music will sound a little odd<br />Double time beats with a wah-wah-wah<br /><br />A Lady named Gaga will put a few pounds on<br />Nom nom nom nom nom....<br /><br />A Korean man with mystical forces<br />Will make the world ride on invisible horses<br /><br />[CHORUS]<br />He's the psychic Mayan Rapper, what you gotta say?<br />He knows that you're listening to this today<br />Can't beat him in cards, you can't beat him in chess<br />Cause he knows everything, 'bout what's happening next<br /><br />[VERSE 2]<br />Female shyness will fade away<br />Dissolved into a page of 50 shades of gray<br /><br />They'll lose all inhibitions for the price of admission<br />To a magician named Mike whose biggest trick is strippin'<br /><br />The people will name him sexiest alive<br />But a general will have the most sex to hide<br /><br />A social network will go public<br />But have a hard time finding thumbs to up it<br /><br />A movement to stop an bad dude will be skewed<br />When its creator gets loopy and dances nude<br /><br />The word meme will become a meme<br />But people still won't know exactly what it means<br /><br />A black man, re-elected for four years<br />A rich man still won't admit he was born here<br /><br />Even his friends will say, "shut up with that old fear"<br />How do you have so much money but never have a comb near?<br /><br />[CHORUS]<br />He's the Psychic Mayan Rapper, always dead on<br />Never been a premonition that he's ever read wrong<br />Yeah, you wanna shake his hand, wanna give him a kiss<br />Too bad he'll be dead by the time you hear this<br /><br />[BRIDGE]<br />The Walking Dead will move you strongly<br />But Boo Boo Child will turn you into zombies<br /><br />Beiber, Selena...will be through<br />When he pukes on stage, now he swags on you<br /><br />The Middle East will become unruly<br />And everybody's bracelet will read "I Love Boobies."<br /><br />A prince reveals his crown jewels in a photo<br />You only live once, that's the motto, YOLO<br /><br />[VERSE 3]<br />You might see a spaceship wandering your block<br />And a spaceship on Mars create a famous mowhawk<br /><br />A picture of avenging heroes will go farther<br />And a mouse will become Luke's new father (Mickey: I'm your father!)<br /><br />For the Jersey Shore, things won't seem fair<br />One bad situation leaves and another appears<br />(Contrast of Hurricane Sandy and the cancellation of "Jersey Shore," i.e. "The Situation")<br /><br />A human fish will win gold's best<br />While a fallen acrobat with be "not impressed"<br /><br />Penn State football -- epic fail<br />And no, that guy never gets out of jail<br /><br />A famous bakery will close down cause tears<br />But its Twinkies won't expire for hundreds of years.<br /><br />Dead-eyed refs will need to check their vitals<br />A man who lost a testicle will lose his titles<br /><br />Bad accusations makes you scream "Hell no!"<br />Picket signs that reading "Free Elmo!"<br /><br />He's the Psychic Mayan Rapper, ain't no disguise<br />History is written straight from his mind<br />K nows everything that's happenin' can't be surprised<br />He'll keep makin predictions til the Earth dies<br /><br />Psychic Mayan Rapper!
