#1. <br />C F C <br />You know I love that organic cooking, I always ask for more. <br /> A D G <br />And they call me Mr. Natural, on down to the health food store. <br /> C F C <br />I only eat good sea salt, white sugar don't touch my lips. <br />C A D G C <br />And my friends is always begging me to take them on, macrobiotic trips. <br /> Am <br />Yes, they are. <br /><br />#2. <br />Am <br />Oh, but at night I take out my strongbox, that I keep under <br />Dm Am <br />lock and key. <br /> D G <br />And I take it off to my closet, where nobody else can see. <br />Am Dm Am <br />I open that door so slowly, take a peek up north and south. <br /> C A D G C <br />Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie, and I pop it in my mouth. <br /><br />CHORUS: <br /> F C G C <br />Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be. <br />C Am E Am <br />But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me. <br /><br />#3. <br />C F C <br />Well, at lunchtime you can always find me, at the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar. <br /> A D G <br />Just sucking on my plain white yogurt, from my hand thrown pottery jar. <br /> C F C <br />And sippin' a little hand pressed cider, with a carrot stick for dessert. <br />C A D G C <br />And wiping my face in a natural way, on the sleeve of my peasant shirt. <br /> Am <br />Oh yeah! <br /><br />#4. <br />Am Dm Am <br />Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight and I'm all by myself. <br />Am D G <br />I work that combination, on my secret hideaway shelf. <br /> Am Dm Am <br />And I pull out some Fritos corn chips, Dr. Pepper and an ol' Moon Pie. <br /> C A D G C <br />Then I sit back in glorious expectation, of a genuine junk food high. <br /><br />CHORUS: <br /> F C G C <br />Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr. Natural, just as healthy as I can be. <br />C Am E Am <br />But at night I'm a junk food junkie, good Lord have pity on me. <br /><br />#5. <br />C F C <br />My friends down at the commune, they think I'm pretty neat. <br />C A <br />Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts, <br /> D G <br />but I give 'em all something to eat.
