A girl group music video about Vice Presidential Nominee: Paul Ryan<br /><br />Written by Douglas Widick and Anna Callegari<br />Directed by Dan De Lorenzo<br />Production Company: Bake Shop Media<br /><br />DOWNLOAD SONG FOR FREE HERE: <br />http://soundcloud.com/douglaswidick/p-p-p-paul-ryan-3rd-master<br /><br />LYRICS:<br />I ordinarily won't vote for a guy on the right, but 'cause of P90X, your ass is so tight.<br />Your black coiffed hair, and rigid stare, make me wanna give you my underwear.<br />You got hair like the fonzo, a nose like gonzo, <br />I just wanna fall into your arms of bronze-ohhhh<br /><br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />Hope you don't think i'm pryin'<br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />I love you I ain't lyin'<br />and if anyone can switch me to the right with their body it's you (youyouyouyou)<br /><br />It fills other liberals with vitriol, but we all know, every sperm has a soul<br />I found this baby in the lost and found, maybe the mom should've got an ultrasound<br />We can just make love you don't even have to date me,<br />treat me like medicare and eradicate me!<br />I know I might not look like Ayn Rand, but can we still roll around in the sand?<br /><br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />you know there's no denyin'<br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />boy you got me cryin'<br />and if anyone can tell me what to do with my body, it's you (youyouyouyou)<br /><br />In college he drove the weinermobile, I dream I'm in the front seat copping a feel <br />Of the real America, he's a real protector, I wanna get all up in his private sector!<br />If we lived together we'd have so many guns, keep the immigrants out, using them<br />Make the income gap bigger and the poor stay poor, I had gay friends but...not anymore.<br /><br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />your love has got me dyin'<br />P-p-p-paul Ryan<br />boy you got me sighin'<br />and if anyone can tell me how to think with my brain, it's you.
