Great King Rat died today <br />Born on the twenty first of May <br />Died syphillis forty four on his birthday <br />Every second word he swore <br />Yes he was the son of a whore <br />Always wanted by the law <br /> <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Wouldn't you like to know people? <br />Great King Rat was a dirty old man <br />And a dirty old man was he <br />Now what did I tell you <br />Would you like to see? <br /> <br />Where will I be tomorrow? <br />Will I beg or will I borrow? <br />I don't care I don't care anyway <br />Come on come on the time is right <br />I told you ah yes I told you <br />And that's no lie oh no no no <br /> <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Great King Rat was a dirty old man <br />And a dirty old man was he <br />Now what did I tell you? <br />Would you like to see? <br /> <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Wouldn't you like to know people? <br />Great King Rat was a dirty old man <br />And a dirty old man was he <br />Now what did I tell you? <br />Would you like to see? <br /> <br />Now listen all you people <br />Put out the good and keep the bad <br />Don't believe all you read in the Bible <br />You sinners get in line <br />Saints you leave far behind <br />Very soon you're gonna be h <br />Don't listen to what mama says <br />Not a word not a word mama says <br />Or else you'll find yourself being the rival <br />The great Lord before He died <br />Knelt sinners by his side <br />And said you're gonna realise tomorrow <br /> <br />No I'm not gonna tell you <br />What you already know <br />'Cause time and time again <br />The old man said it all a long time ago <br />Come come on the time is right <br />This evil man will fight <br />I told you once before <br /> <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Wouldn't you like to know? <br />Just like I said before <br />Great King Rat was a dirty old man <br />And a dirty old man was he <br />The last time I tell you? <br />Would you like to see?