Watching the people get lairy <br />Is not very pretty I tell thee <br />Walking through town is quite scary <br />And not very sensible either <br /><br />A friend of a friend he got beaten <br />He looked the wrong way at a policeman <br />Would never have happened to Smeaton <br />An old Leodensian <br /><br />La-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br />Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br /><br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br /><br />I tried to get to my taxi <br />A man in a tracksuit attacked me <br />He said that he saw it before me <br />Wants to get things a bit gory <br /><br />Girls scrabble around with no clothes on <br />To borrow a pound for a condom <br />If it wasn't for chip fat, they'd be frozen <br />They're not very sensible <br /><br />La-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br />Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br /><br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br /><br />And if there's anybody left in here <br />That doesn't want to be out there <br /><br />Watching the people get lairy <br />Is not very pretty I tell thee <br />Walking through town is quite scary <br />And not very sensible <br /><br />La-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br />Ah-ah-ah, lalala la la la <br /><br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br /><br />And if there's anybody left in here <br />That doesn't want to be out there <br /><br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot <br />I predict a riot, I predict a riot
