A parody of the legendary Thrift Shop by Macklemore! Like/Share if you enjoy! <br />FREE DOWNLOAD: http://bit.ly/NoobShop (consider sharing it as payment?) <br /><br />I'm gonna cop some tags, <br />Only got 1 more bitch ass rocket, <br />I-I-I'm huntin', <br />Lookin for some bad kids, <br />This is fucking awesome! <br /><br />Hop in the lobby like 'WHAT UP? I got a big cock!' <br />Nah, I'm just pumped they got some noobs I'm about to rock, <br />Ice on my gun, man it's so damn frosty that people be like <br />'Damn, that makes my pants saucy' <br /><br />Rollin' in 6 deep, <br />Hunting for that swarm streak, <br />Auto-Fal kinda cheap, <br />Lobby full of kids that squeek, <br />Making children cry and weep, <br />Tell them they're an adoptee, <br />Don't forget to call your mom, <br />Oh wait, she's in bed with me (diss) <br /><br />But shit, she was 99 cents! <br />Droppin' and poppin' domes like it's my primary business <br />Getting quad headshot cross-map no-scopes on noobs just like it's christmas <br />Can't contain my 5 killstreak hellstorm be raining down your britches <br />Like a pedophilic bear who creeping on you young ass bitches! <br /><br />I'ma take your sentry gun, I'm a take your sentry gun, <br />No, for real man, can I have your sentry gun, <br />RC XD and a C-UAV, 2 more kills, <br />HOLY SHIT I'M MLG! <br /><br />They had a B flag, I got a B flag, <br />I triple capped their team, <br />And then I gave some T-Bags <br />Hello? Hello? It's hard to hear you fellows <br />All the way at the top of the scoreboard, <br />You're so far down below GRIZZ! <br /><br />Jump off a building and 720, <br />All the montage makers be like <br />'Aww he got that YT$' <br /><br />(CHORUS) <br /><br />Whatchu know bout rocking the Astros on your noggin? <br />Whatchu know bout exercise, I aint joggin, <br />I'm gaming, I'm gaming, I'm searching for my squad, <br />Cause one man's hitmarker's another man's QUAD <br />MSMC on with that extended mag attatchment <br />Grab 2 nades with danger close in hopes that enemies will catch em <br />Secondary pistols, perks, and camos fill my custom classes, <br />Gamertags like dankbongrips be acting like we smokin' grasses. <br /><br />Your grammy, your mommy, your aunty, your mammy, <br />I took em to the room, bent em over, had sex with em motherfuckas! <br />That's what this kid said on xbox motherfucker? <br />Ruby Tuesdays for Fajitas, that motherfucker! <br /><br />They be like 'yo, this map pack is hella tight' <br />I be like 'yo, that's 1600 msp for nothing' <br />$50 admission, lets do some simple addition, $15 for a map pack? <br />That's just some ignorant bitch (shit) <br />I call that getting infinity warded. <br />That's why Treyarch's finally playing smart business, <br />5 new maps, new zombies, new guns, <br />So many ways to pwn noobs, don't hide, you can't run <br />Peep game come take a look through my sniper scope, <br />Tryna get girls from K/D, then you hella wont. <br /><br />(CHORUS) <br /><br />I'm playing Black Ops 2, <br />I'm shooting right at you, <br />But my skill has been negated, <br />Cause you've been lag compensated (repeat) <br /><br />(CHORUS) <br />---------------------------------------------- <br />Subscribe to my second channel: http://www.youtube.com/JerichoAFK <br />Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/iijeriichoii <br />T-Shirts: http://jericho.spreadshirt.com <br />Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/iijeriichoii
