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Noob Shop (Thrift Shop Parody) - YT$

2013-04-27 2 Dailymotion

A parody of the legendary Thrift Shop by Macklemore! Like/Share if you enjoy!<br />FREE DOWNLOAD: http://bit.ly/NoobShop (consider sharing it as payment?)<br /><br />GoldGlove: http://www.youtube.com/GoldGloveTV<br /><br />I'm gonna cop some tags,<br />Only got 1 more bitch ass rocket,<br />I-I-I'm huntin', <br />Lookin for some bad kids,<br />This is fucking awesome!<br /><br />Hop in the lobby like 'WHAT UP? I got a big cock!'<br />Nah, I'm just pumped they got some noobs I'm about to rock,<br />Ice on my gun, man it's so damn frosty that people be like<br />'Damn, that makes my pants saucy'<br /><br />Rollin' in 6 deep,<br />Hunting for that swarm streak,<br />Auto-Fal kinda cheap,<br />Lobby full of kids that squeek,<br />Making children cry and weep,<br />Tell them they're an adoptee,<br />Don't forget to call your mom, <br />Oh wait, she's in bed with me (diss)<br /><br />But shit, she was 99 cents!<br />Droppin' and poppin' domes like it's my primary business<br />Getting quad headshot cross-map no-scopes on noobs just like it's christmas<br />Can't contain my 5 killstreak hellstorm be raining down your britches<br />Like a pedophilic bear who creeping on you young ass bitches!<br /><br />I'ma take your sentry gun, I'm a take your sentry gun,<br />No, for real man, can I have your sentry gun,<br />RC XD and a C-UAV, 2 more kills,<br />HOLY SHIT I'M MLG!<br /><br />They had a B flag, I got a B flag,<br />I triple capped their team,<br />And then I gave some T-Bags<br />Hello? Hello? It's hard to hear you fellows<br />All the way at the top of the scoreboard,<br />You're so far down below GRIZZ!<br /><br />Jump off a building and 720, <br />All the montage makers be like<br />'Aww he got that YT$'<br /><br />(CHORUS)<br /><br />Whatchu know bout rocking the Astros on your noggin?<br />Whatchu know bout exercise, I aint joggin,<br />I'm gaming, I'm gaming, I'm searching for my squad,<br />Cause one man's hitmarker's another man's QUAD<br />MSMC on with that extended mag attatchment<br />Grab 2 nades with danger close in hopes that enemies will catch em<br />Secondary pistols, perks, and camos fill my custom classes,<br />Gamertags like dankbongrips be acting like we smokin' grasses.<br /><br />Your grammy, your mommy, your aunty, your mammy,<br />I took em to the room, bent em over, had sex with em motherfuckas!<br />That's what this kid said on xbox motherfucker?<br />Ruby Tuesdays for Fajitas, that motherfucker!<br /><br />They be like 'yo, this map pack is hella tight' <br />I be like 'yo, that's 1600 msp for nothing'<br />$50 admission, lets do some simple addition, $15 for a map pack?<br />That's just some ignorant bitch (shit)<br />I call that getting infinity warded.<br />That's why Treyarch's finally playing smart business,<br />5 new maps, new zombies, new guns,<br />So many ways to pwn noobs, don't hide, you can't run<br />Peep game come take a look through my sniper scope,<br />Tryna get girls from K/D, then you hella wont.<br /><br />(CHORUS)<br /><br />I'm playing Black Ops 2,<br />I'm shooting right at you,<br />But my skill has been negated,<br />Cause you've been lag compensated (repeat)<br /><br />(CHORUS)<br />----------------------------------------­------<br />Get 10% off Kontrol Freeks with the code "iijer" http://bit.ly/KontrolF<br />Subscribe to my second channel: http://www.youtube.com/JerichoAFK<br />Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/iijeriichoii<br />T-Shirts: http://jericho.spreadshirt.com<br />Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/iijeriichoii

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