Murphy, Murphy, darling dear <br />I long for you now night and day <br />Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy <br />I feel now I've lost you to health and good cheer <br /><br />Darcy, when I met you I was five years too young <br />A boy beyond his age, or so I'd tell someone <br />Anyone who'd listen and a few who couldn't care <br />Still I welcomed you with open arms, my love I did share <br /><br />(chorus) <br />Darcy, Darcy darling dear, <br />You left me dying, crying there <br />In whiskey, gin, and pints of beer <br />I fell for you my darling dear <br /><br />You shut me off and you showed me the door <br />But you always came crawling back begging me for more <br />I showed you kindness, a stool, and a tab <br />Then you poured me my pain in a dirty glass <br />(Yeah, you left him bloody, battered, penniless, and poor) <br />You know, I often stopped and wondered how you made it through my door <br />With my brother's new non-duplicate registry ID <br />Well you bit off more than you could chew the first day you met me. <br /><br />You weren't the first to court me mister you won't be the last <br />Oh, sure I wasn't honey, I know all about your past <br />Listen to the big shot with his pager on call <br />You spent most of those nights in my bathroom stall <br />(Yeah, you got him high, but you left him low) <br />Mind you own business, boy, how was I to know <br />That he was just a fiend and a no-good cheat <br />Well it's all in the past bitch 'cause now I've got it beat.
