http://www.LeeBobBlack.com Lee Bob Black reading fiction at KGB Bar, East Village, NYC, January 27, 2012, as part of the Paragraph member’s reading series. http://www.ParagraphNY.com http://www.KGBBar.com “Poo Yoo Boohoo.” It smells like poo in here! I hate when that happens! I just want to poo in peace, but this toilet stall already stinks to high poo heaven! That’s not cool! That’s just not right! All I want is to go into a public restroom that doesn’t smell like poo! Is that too much to ask? I only take about five poos a year in public toilets, and my guess is that between two and four of the public toilets actually smell like poo! That’s unbelievably annoying to people like me who don’t want to smell the poo of people like you! No wonder that I try never to poo in public toilets. But sometimes I simply can’t help it. Public toilets should smell like roasting pumpkins and hairspray—but not poo. That’s tacky! But I’m a hypocrite. I love the smell of my own. Written by Lee Bob Black. http://www.LeeBobBlack.com
