Alex and I took the earliest bullet train to Paris and the latest one out on a Friday. We stepped in a lot of shit, had some incredible food, couldn't catch a cab for the life of us and had a miserable wonderful time there together. On the way back we snuck into First Class on the train, had free champagne, but then got busted and had to do a scumbag walk of shame to our real seats. Enjoy Paris! Reviews: "of course alex would have the matching fag & top over drinks in paris. ehem, nice rack madame!" -@jackierapp "I wish Lauderee Maccaroons would pop out of your ass when you went to the loo! x" - Alex "nice paris video...if u like that sort of thing" - Natasha "ooooohhhhhhhhh! i wish you were my parents! x" -Alba "alex looks cute and i think you had a great time" -Aunt Mindy
