THE SMALLS FAMILY is an experimental comedy based on the timeless lyrics of THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. <br />Biggie Smalls is considered by most to be one the great lyricists in the history of hip-hop music. His untimely death on March 9 , 1997 changed the face of hip-hop and left a legacy behind that has yet to be duplicated. <br />In the past, many great works of classic writers and poets have been reinterpreted over the years...most notably the works of Shakespeare. <br />In similar nature THE SMALLS FAMILY strives to pay homage to Biggie's incomparable language....while refreshing it to a new audience. <br />I hope you enjoy it! LONG LIVE B.I.G <br />@DaveCatman <br /> <br />[phone number being dialed] <br />[phone rings three times] <br />[Biggie] Yo! <br />[P. Dad] Yo Big wake up wake up baby <br />[Biggie] Mmm, yo... <br />[P. Dad] Yo Big wake yo' ass up c'mon <br />[Biggie] I'm up! I'm up. *mumbling* I'm up I'm up <br />[P. Dad] Big, wake up! <br />[Biggie] I'm up baby, what the fuck, man? What's up? <br />[P. Dad] C'mon now it's a quarter to six we got the 7:30 flight <br />[Biggie] Mmm, *mumbling* yeah <br />[P. Dad] Yo Big Big, Big <br />[Biggie] Yeah I hear you dogg, I hear you, alright, 7:30 <br />[P. Dad] Yo take down this information <br />[Biggie] Ain't no pen <br />[P. Dad] Tell your girl then to remember it or somethin <br />[Biggie] Aight honey, yeah write this down <br />[P. Dad] Aight, ummm, flight five-oh-four <br />[Biggie] Five-oh-four <br />[P. Dad] Leaving Kennedy <br />[Biggie] mumbling Kennedy <br />[P. Dad] On the L-A-X <br />[Biggie] Oh! Cali?? <br />[P. Dad] No doubt baby, you know we gotta get this paper <br />[Biggie] Ahh, no doubt, aight <br />[P. Dad] You aight? <br />[Biggie] I'm up, I'm up <br />[P. Dad] Yo Big <br />[Biggie] I'm UP man <br />[P. Dad] Flight five-oh-four <br />[Biggie] Alright 7:30 I'ma meet you at the airport <br />[P. Dad] California <br />[Biggie] Yeh <br />[phone clicks] <br /> <br />[Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.] <br />If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East <br />I live out there, so don't go there <br />But that don't mean a nigga can't rest in the West <br />See some nice breasts in the West <br />Smoke some nice sess in the West, y'all niggaz is a mess <br />Thinkin I'm gon stop, givin L.A. props <br />All I got is beef with those that violate me <br />I shall annihilate thee <br />Case closed, suitcase filled with clothes <br />Linens and things, I begin things <br />People start to flash, 818's, 213's <br />313's, B.I.G. <br />Frequently floss hoes at Roscoe's <br />If I wanna squirt her, take her to Fatburger <br />Spend about a week on Venice Beach <br />Sippin Crist-o, with some freaks from Frisco
