If I die today and become a ghost tomorrow, <br />Will I be an idle ghost full of sorrow? <br />No I will be a very busy one, <br />And will spare none. <br /> <br />First will be the neighbor <br />He is constant menace. <br />I will roast him <br />In the oil of his choice. <br /> <br />Next will be the guy <br />Who ogle my wife with a greedy eye. <br />I will squeeze his balls so hard <br />He will touch the sky and fall back like a toad. <br /> <br />My friend who borrowed money <br />And never returned a penny <br />I will pull his pants down in the mall <br />So world will laugh at his Johnny that is small. <br /> <br />My old teacher who used to box my ears <br />Until I can’t hold back my tears <br />I will tickle him with a feather <br />Until he begs for a breather. <br /> <br />My boss who is a professor of abuse <br />Who squeeze me until I am of no use. <br />I will make him carry a rock up and down the hill <br />Until he falls down like a useless quill. <br /> <br />Hey new Gurus of time management! Listen <br />Here is something you can add to your lesson <br />If you plan your time well and set your priorities <br />Even ghosthood isn’t that empty as it is for the majority.<br /><br />Raghavan Warrier<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wish-list-3/
