Fifty cows grazing on the green grass, <br />when a young one, a Polled Herford lass <br />tried to let out a burp, <br />it was more of a slurp. <br />Said the others 'you burp like an ass'. <br /> <br />Now, they knew that a donkey will chew <br />'til the grass turns to porridge, then pooh. <br />And an ass neither slurps <br />and an ass never burps. <br />It is cows without manners that do. <br /> <br />But the moral, please listen now, Norm. <br />Cows in school and inside the cows' dorm <br />call you unorthodox <br />with the traits of an ox. <br />You see, cows want all cows to conform<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-for-sherrie-with-special-meaning/
