A spiteful fish one minute <br />Slippery the next <br />Though my heads above the water <br />It’s feeling quite perplexed <br /> <br />From what I’ve seen he’s talented <br />So why then does he need <br />To snap at all the other fish <br />And bite them ‘till they bleed <br /> <br />I have a sneaky feeling <br />That it’s all a clever act <br />In order to get noticed <br />And by Cod it works – In fact…. <br /> <br />He swims with such commotion <br />Amongst this fluid site <br />And for his own amusement <br />He makes us feel like shite! <br /> <br />So with a pinch of salt I’ll toss <br />His comments to the shore <br />And worry not he’s still annoyed <br />He didn’t win the war <br /> <br />I’ll serve him on a platter <br />This cantankerous old trout <br />And sprinkle him with parsley <br />To serve with sauerkraut <br /> <br />2005 - A tongue in cheek poem written about a good friend who frequents this site.<br /><br />Scarborough Gypsy<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sauerkraut/
