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Joe Rosochacki - Mousetrap Anyone?

2014-11-08 9 Dailymotion

Philip John Clapp, aka Johnny Knoxville, <br />you are being sued by a person whose genitals <br />Were apparently injured by you, not the clap, <br />But a mouse trap. <br />According to the lawsuit, you had a whim, <br />The Jack-Ass said that you tricked him, <br />He did no know that putting his testicles in mousetrap would hurt, <br />It was the game by IDEAL - Milton Bradley, he thought, <br />He about cut the cheese when he felt that wasn’t plastic involved, <br />Perry Caravello is filing a ten million dollar lawsuit in court, <br />'Plaintiff agreed to do so, <br />(His brain didn’t say no) <br />and, much to his emotional tranquility <br />(and to his 50 IQ mentality) <br />and to his physical harm, <br />(he said my pain, my gain, and don’t give darn) <br />was severely injured <br />(his soul is adjured) <br />when the trap literally went on his manhood, ' <br />(causing the branch or limb or twig to become deadwood) <br />the lawsuit contended. <br />(it is my sanity that is offended) <br /> <br />He should be fined for his stupidity, <br />His case should be thrown out court, <br />Too late for McDonald’s <br />As when the 81-year old woman won the lawsuit who spilled hot coffee on her groin, <br />And ruined her love life in her loin <br />The Mousetrap makers will state on their product, <br />Keep away from children, teenagers, adults, <br />And other people that wear tights includin’ <br />The Pied-piper of Hamlin. <br /> <br />(9-25-07)<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mousetrap-anyone/

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