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Joe Rosochacki - Hail Mary Full of WHAAAAT?

2014-11-10 13 Dailymotion

Aurelio Vallerillo-Sanchez,39, stole a 300 year old picture of the Virgin Mary. <br />The thought of stealing the picture was an act of total felonious precipitation. <br />He was allegedly a rapist who impregnated his teenaged victim, <br />It was because him, <br />That he wanted her to get an abortion in Mexico, <br />Financed by the stolen painting worth a 100 K. <br />So what did he have to say? <br />He pled 'no contest' in Omaha, Nebraska, in Douglas County. <br />Brenda Beadle, (She loves You, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah—sorry' I was thinking Beatles, my bad) <br />The county prosecutor said that he made his own bed. <br />When an abortion wasn't possible, <br />Vallerillo-Sanchez pushed to have the baby given up for adoption, <br />'He wanted to do everything he could to get rid of this baby 'cause it was evidence against him.' <br />Beadle said. <br />Who knew that a painting of the Blessed Virgin Mary, <br />Was to be used with such an erroneous deception, <br />And with zeal. <br />Aurelio, I pity you the day you die. <br />Why? <br />In highest court, you cannot plea ‘no contest’, <br />For a rape, <br />-attempted murder of unborn, <br />-and a violation of the commandment, <br /> Thou Shall Not Steal. <br /> <br />8-28-09<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/hail-mary-full-of-whaaaat/

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