violin: Bénédicte Villain - video: Monsieur Cantin <br />words and music: Theo Hakola <br /><br />OLIGARCH KAREN (The Confessions of Elon Musk) <br /><br />I’m fighting the woke mind virus blighting our mental health <br />like the legs of Miley Cyrus and the redistribution of wealth <br />To smite every blustering Judas smothering the free market’s drive <br />I plight my troth to a doddering doofus for to keep my profits alive <br /><br />Yes, I threw in with a dim-witted cretin craving my fortune to fellate <br />Safeguarding my assets and freedom, I iced the king of corruption’s cake <br />I never fit in and never ever will, <br />but I’m living the dream now in Muskville <br />where a pile of money trumps a creep’s moon-face <br />and the world’s my oyster, now all mine to take <br /><br />When you start to shine like a mine of gold, <br />the girls go blind and you go bold <br />That’s how Donald and me got to be all the rage, <br />how now I’m “first buddy” on the Mar-a-Lago stage <br />Don’t know much about history, America to me’s a mystery... <br />Went for Obama and Hillary, voted Biden in 2020 <br />then backed DeSantis in 2023, so ha-ha hee-hee <br />and whoopie do do dee… for democracy <br /><br />To have that much silver, you gotta know how to pilfer <br />and talk up autocracy while you bow to the king <br />Gotta be soft on plutocracy to fund a budding theocracy <br />and kiss the poxy ring of a bloated quisling <br /><br />It takes a special kind of rat to be a multibillionaire <br />to from your habitat extract a billion times your share <br />while spewing your seed like some patriarchal tool <br />a Mormon gone old school with a concubine pool <br /><br />I know I make ‘em jealous and they call me Space Karen <br />They say I’m walling up my kids in a haven for my harem <br />Deep in the heart of Texas, they say I’ve gone all Branch Davidian <br />dancing in the dusk redness to the beat of the blood meridian <br /><br />But I say there’s a crisis of fathering we have to solve <br />if we ever want humanity to properly evolve <br />Smart people have to have a hell of a lot more babies <br />or the country will be had by childless cat-ladies <br /><br />“It should be considered a national emergency to have kids” <br />to make America great again and keep it off the skids <br />Be fruitful and multiply; fill the earth and subdue it <br />God told us to fructify, just as I too did intuit... <br />
