Not having a train run over you, <br />In the last week... <br />Your wolf eating your chicken, <br />You don't have to feed him again... <br />You don't have to wear pantyhose, <br />To make the new shoes comfortable... <br /> <br />A friend who drops in with a <br />CARTON of cigarettes for you... <br />Calling ANY business and <br />Getting a human voice... <br />Getting that human voice, and <br />They speak English clearly... <br />Going to a high-end hair salon, <br />And they DON'T screw-up... <br />Going to that '.com' site, <br />And you DON'T find a match... <br />Writing a love letter and it <br />Isn't returned proof-read... <br /> <br />Going to your barber shop, and <br />Your barber says nothing of the bald spot... <br />Eating a baloney sandwich, <br />Then finding a twenty in an old pocket... <br />Sliding into that tight pair of jeans, and <br />NOT finding a rip in the hip seam... <br />Having your gorgeous convertible <br />Start the FIRST time... <br />Listening to a brand new, favorite cd <br />And it doesn't SKIP... <br /> <br />Drinking your favorite beer, <br />And it's Arctic cold... <br />Waiting for that train to pass, <br />And it's five cars long... <br />Calling ANY business, and <br />You know your party's extension... <br />Losing weight, and <br />Needing a bigger bra size... <br />Gazing into your closets, and <br />Knowing you need NOTHING for 40 years... <br />Having a husband who only shows <br />His faults when you're shopping, alone... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />This writer has a ton of these, <br />But she chooses to stop NOW...<br /><br />elysabeth faslund<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/feel-lucky-be-thankful-for-humor/
